Me: Just looked at the Target receipts. Turns out the toilet paper we got really was unambiguously the best deal cuz it was an additional $3 off so was only $14 after all!
Her: Omg amazing deal! Greatest purchase ever – re: the toilet paper. EPIC.
Me: Thank God you’re around to keep my banality in check.
*hat tip to greg, whose own “Fun with Texts” posts always make me smile!